That's right: Thanks Goodness It's Thursday. Aka almost Friday. It's about time this week was over. Here's today in a nutshell:
1) Oversleep
2) No time to make coffee (see #1 above, and feel hell freezing over)
3) Forget your lunch as you're running out of the house (see #1 above)
4) Forget your parking pass as you're running out of the house (see #1...ok, you get the picture)
5) Thank the good Lord that you actually decided to blow dry your hair after showering last night, because there was absolutely no time to pretend to do anything with it this morning.
6) Use up all the spare change in your car (including that invaluable Aldi's cart quarter) to feed the parking meeter in an attempt to avoid getting a parking ticket.
7) Get two parking tickets because of #'s 1 and 4 above.
8) Have a Snicker's bar for lunch (ok, that really isn't that bad) because you've a)forgotten your lunch at home, and b) don't want to move your car again for fear of getting another parking ticket.
9) Come home to find your fur child has dug up your basil plants
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| Such a turd-nugget |
10) Have a healthy sized margarita with you husband, and call it a day.
The end!!
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